Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (TV Series)

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die (2010)

Alec Sulkin: Customer

Quotes 

• [Wile E. Coyote is serving as a waiter at a restaurant] 

  Wile E. Coyote : Okay, that's a pastrami on rye, pasta salad, two Diet Cokes...

  Customer : No, no, no, it was one Coke and one Diet Coke.

  Wile E. Coyote : Oh God, I'm sorry.

  Customer : Well, we've been waiting an hour.

  Wile E. Coyote : I know. I'm sorry.

  Customer : What the hell kind of place is this?

  Wile E. Coyote : [Wile E. gets pissed off and throws the tray of food and drinks on the ground while shouting]  I'M SORRY, GOD DAMN IT, I'M SORRY! ALRIGHT! I'm just having some... fucking identity issues right now and I... I can't think straight! Just get off my back, because you don't know what it's like!

  Boss : Wile E., you're fired!