- Mrs. Buttowski: [after a shopper picks up her bread rolls] I'll thank you to kindly keep your hands off my buns!
- Glen, Store Manager: I run a clean store and I aim to keep it clean. You understand?
- Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski: But I didn't do anything!
- Glen, Store Manager: [with dripping sarcasm] Yet!
- Brianna Buttowski: Oh look! Stupid color balls. I think I'll take this one!
- [grabs a ball and the rack comes down]
- Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski: No!
- Glen, Store Manager: [see Kick chasing Brianna] That's it. Banned for life!
- Security Monitor: [as the kids wreck the cashier lane] Clean up checkout!
- Security Monitor: [as the kids wreck a food isle] Clean up on Isle 4.
- Glen, Store Manager: [going after Kick] I'll teach you to mess up my store!
- Security Monitor: [as Kick and Brianna rush through the sea-food section] Clean up in sea-food!
- Glen, Store Manager: [to Mrs. Buttowski about Kick and Brianna] Your rotten little kids are nothing but trouble. They destroyed my store!
- Security Monitor: [over comms] Glen, pick up on local please. We need need to talk.
- Glen, Store Manager: [over the hand-comms] Eagle eye, eagle eye. It's shelf stocker, five-niner. Do you copy?
- Security Monitor: [sarcastically] Yes. I can here you, Glen!