- Ava Crowder: Can't we just put on a little music and dance?
- Raylan Givens: Do you know why the Pentecostals don't have sex standing up? Could lead to dancing.
- Raylan Givens: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
- Dewey Crowe: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
- Raylan Givens: You'll get the hang of it.
- Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Art Mullen: Put it like this: If you was in the first grade and you bit somebody every week, they'd start to think of you as a biter.
- Raylan Givens: Guess I just never thought of myself as an angry man.
- Winona Hawkins: Honestly, you're the angriest man I have ever known.