- Anders: You don't actually think your jokes are funny, do you?
- Oghren: Coulda sworn that fly was buzzin' again.
- Anders: [starts imitating Oghren] Har! Let me tell you about my life in one word!
- [belch]
- Oghren: [starts imitating Anders] Oh, no, don't take me back to the Tower! I'm far, far too delicate! Heh.
- Anders: I'm not only a dwarf, I'm a moron! Listen to me fart!
- Oghren: Oh, no, big templar man, what are you going to do with that sword? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Anders: Ew.
- Oghren: Don't play with fire unless you wanna get burned, son.