Sharktopus (2010 TV Movie)

Ralph Garman: Captain Jack

Quotes 

• Captain Jack : Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - sharktopus wants our virgins.

• Captain Jack : You're not punking me on this thing?

  Stephie : No.

  Captain Jack : Stephie, this has to be a hoax, okay? It's gotta be. There's no way a shark-octopus fishy thing really exists.

  Stephie : Well, I hope you're right.

  Captain Jack : Trust me, okay? There is no such thing as a sharktopus.

  [the sharktopus grabs and pulls him into the water]