- Will Pope: Lt. Provenza, your desk from Parker Center is city property. It was supposed to be sold at audition.
- Louie Provenza: It was. I bought it. This desk is the longest relationship of my adult life and I am NOT giving it up.
- [while watching a broadcast of the press conference]
- Lieutenant Andy Flynn: So, that's the big announcement, huh? We're getting a new chief. Who do you think it's gonna be?
- Commander Taylor: Oh, I think we already know.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: Do you really think that Will... Chief Pope is going to take over the entire department?
- Commander Taylor: I do.
- Agent Fritz Howard: From the look on his face, so does he.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: THAT'S why he loves this building so much. He thinks it's his!