- Brenda Leigh Johnson: I hate to say this, Will, but this whole chief-selection process, it has not brought out the best in you, and if this is how you intend to run the department, I'm not even sure it's a job you should have.
- Will Pope: Well, you think you could do better?
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: I'd be really disappointed if I couldn't.
- Louie Provenza: Where are you?
- Will Pope: Is that Chief Johnson?
- Louie Provenza: My proctologist. You need something?
- Will Pope: No, no. I just... You're asking where your proctologist is?
- Louie Provenza: Yes. I hate it when he surprises me.