Modern Family (TV Series)
Princess Party (2011)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : So, where is she? Where's Mom?
Jay Pritchett : Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
Mitchell Pritchett : I thought she was coming with you.
Claire Dunphy : Oh, no, no. I haven't seen Mom since, let's see... oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Claire Dunphy : Yeah.
Mitchell Pritchett : No, my God!
Claire Dunphy : Yeah, yeah. And then she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep. And then this morning, left a cute little note that said 'Having breakfast with Robbie'.
Jay Pritchett : What the hell is she doing? He's half her age.
[Mitchell and Claire stare at him and Gloria]
Jay Pritchett : Don't say it.
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DeDe Pritchett : Sweetheart, I don't know about you, but that is not the way I was raised.
Claire Dunphy : You raised me!
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Mitchell Pritchett : [Claire starts to yell at Dede at the party] Claire, Claire! Not now. Not now. Not now. No, stop please!
Claire Dunphy : She accused me of trying to steal my old boyfriend from her!
Mitchell Pritchett : ... okay fine, but make it quick.