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Santana Lopez : You did this to me. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery!
Quinn Fabray : You have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You got a boob job.
Santana Lopez : Yup, sure did.
Quinn Fabray : [Santana slaps her] You can't hit me.
Santana Lopez : Oh, sure I can, unless you got yourself knocked up again, slut.
[Quinn roughly shoves her into a locker]
Brittany S. Pierce : [quietly] Stop the violence.
Will Schuester : [entering to break up the fight] Hey, hey, hey! What is this? What happened to us being a family? Hey!
Santana Lopez : Oh, please.
Will Schuester : [restraining Quinn] Stop that.
Santana Lopez : She has a family. She's a mother.
Quinn Fabray : Walk away! And tighten up your pony before you get to class!
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Sue Sylvester : A little bird told me that someone spent her summer vacation getting a brand new set of melons, even though you know I have a very strict no plastics policy in Cheerios. Care to comment?
Santana Lopez : I just...
Sue Sylvester : [interrupting her] What would possess a person your age to get a boob job? You don't even know what your body's going to look like. It's an insult to nature and completely distracting. I can't take my eyes off them. I'm actually talking to them right now.
Santana Lopez : I wanted people to notice me more. I don't get what the big deal is.
Sue Sylvester : Well, the big deal is that a person who has to pump her nonnies full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader. Quinn will replace you.
Santana Lopez : What did...
Sue Sylvester : Oh, and Boobs McGee? You're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will protect the squad from injury. Now take your juicy, vine-ripened chest fruit and get the hell out of my office.
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Jacob Ben Israel : How was your summer?
Santana Lopez : My eyes are up here, Jewfro. And it was uneventful.
Brittany S. Pierce : People thought I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
