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Kurt Hummel : Here's a message for everybody that reach your blog. Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online, say what you have to say to my face!
[gets slushied in his face]
Azimio : Welcome back, lady!
Kurt Hummel : [to Jacob] I suppose there's no way that you could cut out the last part.
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Rachel Berry : Well, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn't look like anyone gonna be joining us, so I think we should just call it a day.
Will Schuester : We said 3:00 to 5:00. It's only 4:58.
Finn Hudson : Just wait. My buddy Sam's gonna try out. He totally idolizes me.
Kurt Hummel : [as they all start to leave] Oh, face it, Finn. You're no longer the quarterback. You're not the Pied Piper anymore. No one's gonna follow you around thinking everything you do is cool.
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Mercedes Jones : So, is that a man's sweater?
Kurt Hummel : Fashion has no gender.
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Rachel Berry : Ladies, we have a problem. There's a new student at this school named Sunshine who is a Filipino and is shorter than me. Which I didn't think was possible and is very unnerving.
Mercedes Jones : Okay, so I'm gonna go now.
Rachel Berry : Wait! And... she has a remarkable voice. I'm just... I'm very worried. You know, not... not for myself, but for my lesser Glee Clubbers who don't get as many solos. So I've paid a hundred dollars to Azimio and Karofsky to brutally slushie us in front of Sunshine's locker, terrifying her and ensuring she doesn't sign up.
[seeing their expressions]
Rachel Berry : Okay, so this is the part where you're supposed to be hugging me and thanking me.
Mercedes Jones : That's awful. You're awful.
Rachel Berry : But solos! I mean... I...
Kurt Hummel : Look, Rachel, Mercedes and I are about as self-involved as they come, but more than anything, we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline. And if there's someone at the school that can help us do that, they're in.
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Will Schuester : These are comments from Jacob Ben Israel's most recent Glee Club blog. "Glee is a giant ball of suck."
Kurt Hummel : We get it, Mr. Schue. Everyone still hates us. So what? So we're plankton on the high school food chain? Only difference now is that none of us really care.
