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Santana Lopez : You did this to me. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery!
Quinn Fabray : You have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You got a boob job.
Santana Lopez : Yup, sure did.
Quinn Fabray : [Santana slaps her] You can't hit me.
Santana Lopez : Oh, sure I can, unless you got yourself knocked up again, slut.
[Quinn roughly shoves her into a locker]
Brittany S. Pierce : [quietly] Stop the violence.
Will Schuester : [entering to break up the fight] Hey, hey, hey! What is this? What happened to us being a family? Hey!
Santana Lopez : Oh, please.
Will Schuester : [restraining Quinn] Stop that.
Santana Lopez : She has a family. She's a mother.
Quinn Fabray : Walk away! And tighten up your pony before you get to class!
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Will Schuester : What's going on?
Sue Sylvester : Brittany here has accused Coach Beiste of inappropriate touching.
Will Schuester : What? Brittany, that's a serious accusation.
Sue Sylvester : It's very serious.
[she winks, urging him to play along]
Will Schuester : [sitting down next to her] Brittany, what you're saying could ruin someone's life. It's really important that you tell the truth here.
Brittany S. Pierce : I made it up. Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I really want to touch her boobs.
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Jacob Ben Israel : How was your summer?
Santana Lopez : My eyes are up here, Jewfro. And it was uneventful.
Brittany S. Pierce : People thought I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
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Will Schuester : Okay, I'm really happy that you guys have all bonded. The problem is that all of this negative stuff is keeping other students from auditioning.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Good. Why do we need new members?
Will Schuester : Well, since Matt transfered, we only have eleven members, and if we want to go to nationals, if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline, we have to go from a small rebel force to a giant wall of sound.
Rachel Berry : Yeah, Mr. Schuester's right, you guys. You didn't see Vocal Adrenaline at regionals. They were epic. We're gonna need more voices in order to beat them.
Finn Hudson : Yeah. I'm with Rachel on this one.
Brittany S. Pierce : Gross.
