The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Midsummer's Nice Dreams (2011)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Gil Gunderson, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa
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Quotes
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Cheech Marin : How would you like to be the new Chong?
Homer Simpson : Could I meet Dave?
Cheech Marin : There is no Dave.
Homer Simpson : Then could I meet Don Johnson?
Cheech Marin : It would be easier for you to meet Dave.
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Grampa Simpson : Who has disturbed my tomb?
Lisa Simpson : Grampa, you're not dead.
Grampa Simpson : Then wake me up when I am.
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Bart Simpson : Who the hell are Cheech and Chong?
Homer Simpson : Who's Cheech and Chong? They were the Beavis and Butthead of their day.
Bart Simpson : Who's Beavis and Butthead?
Homer Simpson : Oh, I've failed as a parent! I swore the day you were born that you would appreciate stoner comedy.
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Marge Simpson : And remember, don't indulge in any sin except gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.
Homer Simpson : Relax, sweetie. I'm gonna come back so horny and angry.
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Homer Simpson : When do we go on wacky adventures?
Cheech Marin : That's just the movies, man.
Homer Simpson : Can we at least get some French fries?
Cheech Marin : Too high in trans-fats.
Homer Simpson : Oh, stop speaking Spanish!
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Homer Simpson : I can't do reefer humor. I'm a drunk. Two different animals!
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Homer Simpson : My time getting wasted was not wasted!
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Homer Simpson : I can't believe I'm in Cheech and Chong's van, the van made out of weed!
Cheech Marin : This van is not made of weed.
Homer Simpson : Then what's it made of? Hash? 'Shrooms? Lysergic acid diethylamide?
Cheech Marin : No, the van is just made out of... van.
Homer Simpson : Ohhh!
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Homer Simpson : cheech and chong has lost its chong i am the chong now.
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Homer Simpson : hes going to say daves not here i knew thed do there bits but there most famous bit?
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Homer Simpson : Yes back then we use to these albums over and over again until they would get clicks on pops on them. Which was usually about the third or fourth time.