The Simpsons (TV Series)
Love Is a Many Strangled Thing (2011)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney
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Quotes
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Dr. Zander : Bart, I'm trying to get you to feel something for your father!
Bart Simpson : I feel something for him. Here it comes.
[he belches]
Dr. Zander : Why, you little...!
[strangling him]
Dr. Zander : Ooh, this is a tough neck. Oh, it's so strong. It's like an oak.
Homer Simpson : You see? You see how that boy pushes your buttons?
Dr. Zander : We'll talk when he's dead!
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Bart Simpson : Can't talk now. Texting.
Moe Szyslak : Ooh, a text. Heh. Let's see... text message for I.M. A. Weiner. As you can all see, I.M. A. Weiner.
Barney Gumble : [the barflies all laugh] I see it, Moe!
Moe Szyslak : Why you... when I...
[texting]
Moe Szyslak : "When I a hold of you..." Oh, damn it, I typed a 'F' and not a 'D'. Uh... delete, delete, delete, delete. Oh, crap, I just donated $20 to Haiti.
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Edna Krabappel : Bart Simpson. What would your father say if he knew what you were doing?
Bart Simpson : He'd say, "I'm a grown man who's scared of my son."
Edna Krabappel : I find that hard to believe.
Bart Simpson : Oh yeah? Look.
[points to Homer]
Homer Simpson : [writing "I'm a grown man who's afraid of his own son" on chalkboard] How many more, sir?
Bart Simpson : Fill the board, then wash my car.
[Tosses set of keys at Homer]
Homer Simpson : But these are my keys!
Bart Simpson : What was that?
Homer Simpson : My keys... ter is ready for another whooping, sir.