- Marge Simpson: Is that the cat in there?
- Homer Simpson: It's *a* cat. I'm not certain it's *the* cat.
- Lisa Simpson: You're quitting school?
- Nelson Muntz: Dropping it like a melon off an overpass.
- Lisa Simpson: But don't you know? People who don't go to college make 3% less than people who do.
- Lenny Leonard: Through this protective layer, I can't tell if I'm watching an old Seinfeld or an old Old Christine.
- Lisa Simpson: Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm Lisa, and this is my friend Nelson.
- Nelson Muntz: S'up, Zuck?
- Mark Zuckerberg: [Typing] Mark Zuckerberg is... happy to make new friend.
- Lisa Simpson: That's nice. Mr. Zuckerberg, I want to show my friend the importance of a college education.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Actually, I dropped out of Harvard.
- Lisa Simpson: You did?
- Nelson Muntz: Better earnin' than learnin'.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Hell, yeah! I'll get the best kind of degree: honorary, baby!
- Grampa Simpson: I once gave a dollar to a bum, and he wasted it on an Ellery Queen mystery novel. But there was one mystery Ellery Queen couldn't solve: why would a man be named Ellery. But my point is whatever I was talking about before I started talking about Ellery Queen.