The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer Scissorhands (2011)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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Selma Bouvier : I'd never thought I'd say this, but Homer Simpson, do me!
[Homer puts the shears to his throat]
Selma Bouvier : I meant my hair.
[Homer sighs in relief]
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Marge Simpson : Well, Newsweek says it's good to change careers, right after they laid off all their editors.
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Marge Simpson : Oh, Homer, you make my toes curl. You really know how to please a woman.
Homer Simpson : As long as I don't have to lose weight or change my pants.
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Marge Simpson : Homer, thanks to your unlicensed barbery, Patty and Selma have been getting compliments all day at the DMV.
Abraham Simpson : You two look good. Open-casket good!
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Patty Bouvier : Who undid my do?
Ned Flanders : I didn't do diddly, and certainly not squat.
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Homer Simpson : One hundred dollars? Marge, how much is that in smackeroos?
Marge Simpson : A hundred.
Homer Simpson : Woo hoo!
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Selma Bouvier : You did this? With your fat fingers and brain the size of a superball?
[Cut to cross-section of Homer's head, showing brain bouncing around until it comes out his ear and bounces away]
Homer Simpson : And stay out!