The Simpsons (TV Series)
How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? (2010)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Nelson Muntz, Database
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Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Looks like you're going to have to take care of it, Bart.
Bart Simpson : Me? What in my long, sad history with frogs makes you think I can take care of a bird?
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Moe Szyslak : Have you ever thought of racing that bird?
Homer Simpson : You can bet on pigeons?
Moe Szyslak : Hey, if it moves you can bet on it.
Bart Simpson : What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe Szyslak : Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is going through Mad Max times.
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Bart Simpson : I don't know. This coop looks a little flimsy.
Homer Simpson : Flimsy, eh? This gentle pat says different.
[Homer pats coop; the staples pop off and the frame collapses; the chicken wire rolls up back into the box and the staples fall in place to close it]
Homer Simpson : D'oh!
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Bart Simpson : Why are we taking it with us? And this time I don't mean Lisa.
Lisa Simpson : I'ts amazing how I can pity you and hate you at the same time. I bet there's a German word for it.
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Edna Krabappel : I won't ask who sent the message if I can use the pigeon to send an message of my own.
Bart Simpson : As long as we're not learning.
Edna Krabappel : Deal.
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Nelson Muntz : What do you think, Mom?
Mrs. Muntz : Why don't you ask your new father?
[Birthday clown honks horn]
Nelson Muntz : You haven't earned the right to call me that!
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Bart Simpson : Go ahead, make fun of me. I lost my heart to a bird.
Nelson Muntz : [Unenthusiastic] Haw-haw.
Bart Simpson : Man, you are not into that. What's wrong?
Nelson Muntz : My mom ran away with my birthday clown.