The Simpsons (TV Series)
How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Itchy
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Me, the patriarch of a pigeon-racing dynasty.
[Thought bubble shows Homer with trophy; Danica Patrick appears]
Danica Patrick : Congratulations, Homer.
Homer Simpson : Danica Patrick in my thoughts?
Danica Patrick : That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fan's fantasies. Better not tell Marge about it.
Marge Simpson : You brickyard bimbo!
[They fight; the thought bubble fades]
Homer Simpson : I ended that a little too soon.
[Thought bubble reappears with Danica and Marge beating up Homer]
Homer Simpson : What they don't suspect is that I'm into this.
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Marge Simpson : A doctor who treats kids and pets?
Dr. Thurmond : Hey, in this economy I'll even remove tattoos.
Homer Simpson : Can you remove my tramp stamp? I got the idea from watching a show where people regret these.
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Homer Simpson : Listen to the man, Marge. He pays Bart's salary.
Marge Simpson : No, he doesn't.
Homer Simpson : Why don't you ever support my gibberish? I'd do it if you were stupid.
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Homer Simpson : [chasing Santa's Little Helper around the backyard] Stupid dog! Let go of that delicious bird!
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Moe Szyslak : Have you ever thought of racing that bird?
Homer Simpson : You can bet on pigeons?
Moe Szyslak : Hey, if it moves you can bet on it.
Bart Simpson : What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe Szyslak : Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is going through Mad Max times.
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Bart Simpson : I don't know. This coop looks a little flimsy.
Homer Simpson : Flimsy, eh? This gentle pat says different.
[Homer pats coop; the staples pop off and the frame collapses; the chicken wire rolls up back into the box and the staples fall in place to close it]
Homer Simpson : D'oh!