Futurama (TV Series)

Law and Oracle (2011)

John DiMaggio: Bender, URL, Sound Effects 5000, Dandy Jim

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Quotes 

• URL : What's in the box, Schrödinger?

  Erwin Schrödinger : A cat, some poison und a cesium atom.

  Philip J. Fry : Is the cat alive or dead? Alive or dead? Answer me!

  Erwin Schrödinger : It's in a simultaneous state until you break the construct.

  Philip J. Fry : We'll see about that.

  [Opens box; cat jumps out and attacks him] 

  URL : [Looks in box]  There's also a lot of drugs in there.

• URL : And to think he was only a few days from retirement.

  Philip J. Fry : What happened to him?

  URL : He decided to take an early retirement.

• Turanga Leela : [on a 3D planet]  I can't make out a thing!

  Bender : [having 3D glasses]  Well, I guess you should have had two eyes!

  Turanga Leela : Just deliver the package and let's get out of here.

  Bender : Screw that! I ain't no delivery boy. I'm the company chef.

  Turanga Leela : Oh, you're the chef, are you? Then why don't you make us something nice to eat?

  Bender : [grumbling]  I'll make you something...

  [exits the room. After a few seconds, he re-enters, furiously] 

  Bender : Here's your damn peanut butter and jelly SANDWICH!

  [throws it onto the camera. a caption reads 'PUT ON 3-D GLASSES ONE MINUTE AGO']