Futurama (TV Series)
Law and Oracle (2011)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Ipgee, Smitty, Gretsky, Future Crimes Division Officer
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I hereby promote you to executive delivery boy.
Philip J. Fry : Executive?
Hermes Conrad : [whispers to Leela] It's a meaningless title, but it helps insecure people feel better about themselves.
Philip J. Fry : [Matt Groening and David X. Cohen's executive producer credits fade in] I feel better about myself!
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Police Recruiter : You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop?
Philip J. Fry : That's the plan.
Police Recruiter : I like you, kid. I got no pants on either.
Philip J. Fry : I can see that. You're a little bit taller than me.
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URL : What's in the box, Schrödinger?
Erwin Schrödinger : A cat, some poison und a cesium atom.
Philip J. Fry : Is the cat alive or dead? Alive or dead? Answer me!
Erwin Schrödinger : It's in a simultaneous state until you break the construct.
Philip J. Fry : We'll see about that.
[Opens box; cat jumps out and attacks him]
URL : [Looks in box] There's also a lot of drugs in there.
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URL : And to think he was only a few days from retirement.
Philip J. Fry : What happened to him?
URL : He decided to take an early retirement.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : On to business.
Amy Wong : Wait, aren't you going to say "Good news, everyone"?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That was for Fry's sake. Made the poor guy feel better about himself.
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Chief O'Manahan : Congratulations on your big bust.
Philip J. Fry : Thanks. You too.
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Chief O'Manahan : I'll make it short and sweet, because I'm PMSing like a lumberjack. Police academy is not easy. You're gonna get your boobs scuffed. But if you've got the vulva to stick it out, you ladies will make excellent policemen.
Philip J. Fry : Sir, yes, ma'am!
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[first lines]
Philip J. Fry : After centuries as a delivery boy, nothing surprises me.