The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Justice League Recombination (2010)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Zack : Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane.
[Zack jumps into Sheldon and Leonard's apartment in his Superman costume]
Zack : I forget the rest.
Penny : [Enters wearing a Wonder Woman costume with a low-cut top] All right. Let's get this thing over with.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry. But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
Howard Wolowitz : Relax. No one's gonna be looking at her hair.
[Penny punches Wolowitz in his shoulder]
Howard Wolowitz : Ow! I mean...
Howard Wolowitz : [in gravelly voice] Ow.
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Howard Wolowitz : Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh.
Raj Koothrappali : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : What's the bad news?
Howard Wolowitz : Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight.
Zack : [Looks down at his Superman costume] Aw, damn.
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Howard Wolowitz : We can still make this work. Leonard, you talk to Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : What makes you think *I* can convince her.
Howard Wolowitz : You got her to have sex with you; obviously your super-power is brainwashing.
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Howard Wolowitz : [in gravelly voice] I'm Batman.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I hardly think so. The real Caped Crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts when he's running late.
Howard Wolowitz : I had to walk. I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.
[Raj walks inside in his Aquaman costume with attached seahorse]
Raj Koothrappali : I've said this before and I'll say it again, Aquaman sucks.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : [playing a card] Water Demon.
Howard Wolowitz : [playing a card] Ice Dragon.
Leonard Hofstadter : [playing a card] Lesser Warlord of Ka'a.
Sheldon Cooper : Not so fast.
[playing a card]
Sheldon Cooper : Infinite Sheldon.
Leonard Hofstadter : Infinite Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Infinite Sheldon, it beats all other cards - and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.
Leonard Hofstadter : You understand why people don't want to play with you?
Sheldon Cooper : No. Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.
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Howard Wolowitz : Check it out; those guys are breaking into that car'
Leonard Hofstadter : What should we do?
Sheldon Cooper : We're the Justice League of America. There's only one thing we *can* do: turn around and slowly walk away.
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Stuart : You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, no. Oh, this is Zack; he's... a friend of ours. Zack, this is Stuart; he owns the store.
Zack : Wow! Lucky you.
Stuart : Yeah! I work seventy hours a week and average a dollar sixty-five an hour.
Zack : Sweet!
Stuart : Is that sarcasm?
Howard Wolowitz : Uh, no, it's an indictment of the American education system,
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Leonard Hofstadter : Were we bullying Zack?
Howard Wolowitz : No, I know bullying. He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.
Raj Koothrappali : And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.
Leonard Hofstadter : That happened to you?
Raj Koothrappali : First day of cricket camp. They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You can't replace me with Zack.
Sheldon Cooper : Why not? Penny did.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, she seems happier. Why wouldn't we be?