The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Justice League Recombination (2010)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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• Stuart : You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, no. Oh, this is Zack; he's... a friend of ours. Zack, this is Stuart; he owns the store.

  Zack : Wow! Lucky you.

  Stuart : Yeah! I work seventy hours a week and average a dollar sixty-five an hour.

  Zack : Sweet!

  Stuart : Is that sarcasm?

  Howard Wolowitz : Uh, no, it's an indictment of the American education system,

• Sheldon Cooper : It occurs to me that we might have an opportunity to finally snare Best Group Costume if we shore up our weak link, which is clearly Leonard as Superman.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, I got new boots this year, guaranteed to add 3 inches.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's sad. Let's ask ourselves, is there anyone we know who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton?

  Stuart Bloom : Than Leonard in high-heel boots? Howard's mother in high-heel boots?