The Simpsons (TV Series)

Moe Letter Blues (2010)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu, Kirk Van Houten

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• Moe Szyslak : Boy, this voice-over stuff is kiling me. Whatever they pay Don Pardo for this, it ain't enough.

  Don Pardo : I make more than you can possibly imagine, and I'm making it right now!

  Moe Szyslak : Where are you?

• Homer Simpson : The ferry will be here in ten minutes to take us home, then we'll know the truth.

  Apu : The truth!

  Ralph Wiggum : The roof!

• Apu : So it is you, Mr. Homer. I must admit, I was expecting it. A woman her age married to someone... How old are you? Sixty-five?

  Homer Simpson : Thirty-nine.

  Apu : Dear God! This day gets more and more disturbing.

• Manjula : I don't know why you listen to Sanskrit 93.7, The Dot?

  Apu : I like Mamud, Maheet and Badujin in the morning. No caste is safe from their merry japes.

  Manjula : Having a Ma-hot-ma or Ma-not-na contest is not a jape. It's sexist sacrilege.

  Apu : Well, you have so much in common: non-stop talk at drive time!

  Manjula : Take it back!

  Apu : I take it back.

• Apu : If only that mark on your forehead was an off button!