American Dad! (TV Series)

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (2010)

Matt McKenna: Santa Claus

Quotes 

• Bob Todd : [about Santa Claus]  I'm going to shoot that fat turd in the belly.

  Santa Claus : I heard that, Bob Todd.

  Bob Todd : I hope you did, you butt licker!

• Santa Claus : I'm coming for you, Smiths! Hyah!

  Steve Smith : How did he find us?

  Jeff Fischer : Oh. I wrote him a letter telling him where he can deliver our presents.

  Stan Smith : He's trying to kill us, you moron! You gave away our hiding spot!

  Hayley Smith : Dad, stop it. He didn't know.

  Stan Smith : He doesn't know anything! He's super dumb, Hayley. Jeff, please leave my family alone forever. Will you do me that kindness?

  Hayley Smith : Dad!

  Stan Smith : [as Jeff sadly leaves the cabin]  He understood. It's a Christmas miracle.