The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Harder, Better, Faster, Browner (2010)

Ye: Kenny West

Quotes 

• Kenny West : I'm trying to get my daughter a decent education so she doesn't grow up to be in one of my videos.

• Kenny West : [to Cleveland]  Thanks again for watching Candice. I wish more grown men I barely knew would offer to look after my four-year-old daughter.

• Cleveland Brown : [after discovering Kenny and Candice sleeping in Kenny's car]  Kenny, you're... you're homeless.

  Kenny West : Shh! Man, not in front of my kid. I told her that cars were houses and houses were cars, so she just thinks we're car-less.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Kenny]  Hey, you should bring Candice over for a playdate.

  Kenny West : Hmm. That's actually not a bad idea. I got a gig this afternoon anyway.

  Cleveland Brown : I'll treat her like she's one of my own and I mean my own, not one of my stepkids. Sometimes I forget to feed them.

• Kenny West : [to Donna]  Hey, Miss Tubbs. I got you a little thank you gift for letting me and Candice crash at your place.

  [gives her a bottle of wine] 

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, my God. "Tyler Perry Presents Wine."

  Cleveland Brown : They say it's rich and super fruity and not complex at all.

• Holt Richter : [to Kenny]  Kenny West. Caught you at the county fair. Yeah, I listen to rap. Got a De La Soul CD in my car. Do a little beatboxing. You don't wanna hear it unless you do. You probably do.

  [starts beatboxing quite poorly] 

  Kenny West : I'm really not glad I heard that.

• Kenny West : Cleveland, you're fired.

  Cleveland Brown : What?

  Kenny West : I''m sorry, but the book I read said if you've got bad news, come right out and say it. No, you're supposed to first give them a fake compliment, then the bad news.

  Cleveland Brown : Oh.

  Kenny West : You've lost weight and you're fired.

  Cleveland Brown : Well, at least I've lost weight.

• Candice West : [When Kenny drops his daughter off at school]  Bye, Daddy.

  Kenny West : Touch the sky, baby.

• Cleveland Brown : [while on the news]  Barack Obama doesn't care about black people.

  [Everyone is shocked at his comment] 

  Kenny West : [to Cleveland]  What the fuck were you thinking?

  Cleveland Brown : I don't know. The lights, the camera. I got nervous.