The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin' (2011)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Rallo : Can't believe I'm the only kid whose parent didn't take him to work. I forgave Cleveland the time he forgot me in the car at Cheesy Charlie's. I forgave him the time he forgot my flight from Dallas was coming in and I had to take a $75 SuperShuttle home.

  Hadassah Lowenstein : You should've called me, Rallo. I would have picked you up for $50.

• Donna Tubbs : [to Cleveland]  What if something happened to me?

  Cleveland Brown : Heavens, Donna, don't say that. I don't know what I would do. Wait a minute, I would marry the gal at the grocery store.

  Donna Tubbs : What's that?

  Cleveland Brown : I said, "I would marry the gal at the grocery store." You know, Big-Boob June. You probably know her as June.

• Donna Tubbs : [to Cleveland]  I need you to spend some time with Rallo.

  Cleveland Brown : Well, on Saturday, Big-Boob June and I are running a 5K for...

  Donna Tubbs : Just you and Rallo! Alone.

  Cleveland Brown : But Rallo's boobs are tiny.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Tuff Hogland]  Excuse me, sir, how much will it cost for the boy to pet the animals?

  Tuff Hogland : Petting? No, these sheep are for mutton busting.

  Cleveland Brown : Alrighty, then. Come on, Rallo. Let's go so this nice man can rape his livestock in peace.

• Cleveland Brown : This is more depressing than being a programming executive at AMC.

  AMC Announcer : [Cut to a promo for AMC]  Coming up next, an all-new Mad Men, followed by a special encore presentation of Mad Men, then a Mad Men marathon featuring hours of before-seen footage and later tonight, an all-new series Mad Men. We are AMC. Oh, Mad Men is on.

• Rallo : This is it, boy. What do you say once we win this championship, we retire on top like "The Simpsons."

• Rallo : I can't let them do that to you, Barnaby. I won't let them turn you into gyros and condoms.