The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Another Bad Thanksgiving (2010)

Niecy Nash: Janet

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : [to his friends about Janet]  And the woman won't shut her mouth. Sometimes I just wanna say, "Can it, Janet," but then she'll say, "Leave, Cleve," and I don't have another one. Of course, if I can get her to say "leave, Cleve" first, then maybe I...

  Janet : Hey, Cleveland.

  Cleveland Brown : Can it, Janet. Oh, please don't make me leave.

• Janet : [When Janet introduces Robert to Donna]  This is Robert. I met him at detention. He's not like Cleveland here. He pees standing up.

  Cleveland Brown : I always poop a tiny bit when I pee.

• Janet : [to Holt]  Look, about last night...

  Holt Richter : Rob Lowe.

  Janet : You and me...

  Holt Richter : Dupree.

  Janet : We...

  Holt Richter : Women's Entertainment network.

• Donna Tubbs : Janet, it's time for you to stop acting like a child. Think I like being grown-up while you hook up with one random guy after another? You think I don't wanna sleep with every man who buys me a drink? Because I do. All women do, but I don't let myself because I have responsibilities and so do you.

  Janet : If you're talking about the boys, their father's a pastor, so they got God looking after them.

  Donna Tubbs : Look, Janet. Marriage means something to Holt. He's not some late-night host or governor of South Carolina or the best golfer in the world. Don't do this to him.

  Janet : Donna, this is my life and I'd appreciate some respect on this blessed day.

• Janet : Look, Holt. I can't marry you. My sister's right. You're too nice a guy for a party girl like me.

  Holt Richter : Oh, God. I think I need a Red Bull.

  [someone hands him a Red Bull] 

  Holt Richter : Thank you, Freddy.

  Janet : I'm just realizing that I'm not ready to settle down right now. I'm sorry, but I am open to being non-monogamous, long-distance boyfriend and girlfriend.

  Holt Richter : What does that mean?

  Janet : I'll sleep with you whenever I'm in town.

  Holt Richter : Do I still have to dress up like Austin Powers?

  Janet : I never asked you to do that.

  Holt Richter : Didn't have to. Wedding's off, everybody, but we're still gonna shag, baby.