Charlie Adler: Cow, Chicken, The Red Guy, Tough Kid, Captain, Boy, I.R. Baboon

Quotes 

• The Red Guy : [in an excited flamboyant manner]  Oh, pantyhose! Into the basket with your friends

  [Chicken puts a sticker for 5 dollars on his butt] 

  The Red Guy : Sale on Red Guys aisle five

  [angrily picks up Chicken] 

  The Red Guy : What have we here?

  [notices a sticker for 99 cents on his butt] 

  The Red Guy : Ooh 99 cents I'll take it

  [notices a sticker for 29 cents on Cow] 

  The Red Guy : Oh glory something fat, I'll take this one too!

  [throws them in his cart] 

  The Red Guy : Check out time!

• Clerk : [to the Red Guy after noticing he purchased several boxes of pantyhose]  Hey mister do you wear all these pantyhose?

  The Red Guy : Oh why of course not

  [laughs] 

  The Red Guy : why they're part of an ingenious system I use to filter my coffee

  Clerk : Why don't you just buy coffee filters?

  The Red Guy : [gasps in surprise]  You mean they make those?