- Eddie R. Lawson: I got a guy, can make this situation go away like that.
- Evan R. Lawson: Really?
- Eddie R. Lawson: Mm-hm.
- Evan R. Lawson: How?
- Eddie R. Lawson: [as a busboy comes near to the table] Whadda ya mean "How?" He can whack her.
- [both busboy and Evan freeze; busboy walks away]
- Evan R. Lawson: [whispering] Are you out of your mind? I don't want to kill her, Dad.
- Eddie R. Lawson: "Kill her?" What are you talking about, "Kill her?"
- Evan R. Lawson: You said...
- Eddie R. Lawson: No-no-no. He's good at gettin' inside those web sites, you know?
- Evan R. Lawson: [relieved] Oh, my God.
- [to the busboy, in full voice]
- Evan R. Lawson: He meant "hack her." He's-he's out of touch.
- Hank Lawson: Let me cook you dinner. Distract you.
- Dr. Emily Peck: I didn't know you can cook.
- Hank Lawson: I can't. That's why it'll distract you.
- Evan R. Lawson: We're not trying to push them together. We're trying to pull them apart, Divya.
- Divya Katdare: [soothingly] And that will happen... naturally.
- Evan R. Lawson: How do you figure that?
- Divya Katdare: Once Hank gets a chance to work with her closely, I mean, he can't help but see Emily for the up-selling, elbow-rubbing, anti-Hank that she truly is.
- Evan R. Lawson: It's devious.
- Divya Katdare: Mm.
- Evan R. Lawson: It's risky.
- Divya Katdare: No. I know from experience. Trust me, Evan, putting them together is definitely going to pull them apart.
- Mrs. Phillips: It's a good thing you stuck around long enough to see his rash.
- Harrison Phillips: Now there's a sentence you just don't hear very often, huh?
- Eddie R. Lawson: Have you forgotten the Lawson family motto?
- Evan R. Lawson: "Don't complain about it, fix it?"
- Eddie R. Lawson: Exactly.
- [Evan intrudes on Divya's interview with Alice]
- Divya Katdare: I would like to introduce you...
- Evan R. Lawson: Some other time.
- [to Alice]
- Evan R. Lawson: I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a lovely friend or wedding planner/cake baker/whatever you are. This is just an emergency, okay?
- [to Divya]
- Evan R. Lawson: Dr. Peck? She's shafting us - and, yes, it is in the way you think.
- Divya Katdare: Okay. You know what? Uh, Evan, I think that this should wait...
- Evan R. Lawson: No, it can't wait, 'cause not only is she bonking the boss, the succubus is also trying to steal our clients.
- [spotting a donut]
- Evan R. Lawson: Is that a cruller?
- Alice Lim: [getting up to leave] Um, should I go?
- Divya Katdare: No.
- Evan R. Lawson: Yes, yes, yes.
- [Alice leaves]
- Divya Katdare: Miss Lam, wait.
- Evan R. Lawson: Divya, can you focus? We need a plan.
- Divya Katdare: What we need to do is to continue to stay out of Hank's personal life!