- Jill Casey: [laughing] Oh. Hank, have you been working out?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Uh, a little, but...
- Jill Casey: [feeling Hank's biceps] Oh, my goodness. These are amazing! Look, Divya...
- Divya Katdare: [covering Jill's mouth, and pushing her back onto the bed] Okay. You know what, Jill? Why don't we lay you down for some rest? She should get some rest.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah. Jack, why don't you...
- Jack O'Malley: [turning to leave] That's a good idea.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Uh, yeah.
- [Hank and Jack leave, leaving Divya with Jill]
- Divya Katdare: Please stop licking my hand.
- Eddie R. Lawson: I have a confession to make.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh, God. Here we go. What?
- Eddie R. Lawson: I can't swim. There, I said it. Okay. Eddie R. Lawson cannot swim. I can't even dog paddle to safety.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: What are you talk... we used to swim all the time when we were little. I remember, we...
- Eddie R. Lawson: No, you remember me *saying* I could swim, me bragging about how much of a... like a fish I was. That was just all talk.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: All right, all right. Okay. So you can't swim. You're telling me this why?
- Eddie R. Lawson: Because when I told you I could swim, that was the first lie I ever told you.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Okay. So... But why lie about that? I...
- Eddie R. Lawson: Because I didn't want to be the guy who couldn't do everything. I wanted to be your hero.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: We didn't need you to be our hero.
- Eddie R. Lawson: I needed it. You know how some people have, like, um, a near death experience, and it just changes their life?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: That happen to you?
- Eddie R. Lawson: No, I'm too old to have anything change me. But I swear to you, there was a moment when I saw you and Evan as little boys.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah, when you had your heart attack, there was a moment... I thought we were gonna lose you.
- Eddie R. Lawson: Really?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah. And I realized I don't want to lose you. I couldn't. I can't. I... I guess what I'm trying to say is, uh... I want you to stick around, to be our dad.
- Eddie R. Lawson: You're giving me a second chance.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Call it a mulligan.
- Divya Katdare: I crossed an unacceptable line. I became involved with a patient.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: You did?
- Divya Katdare: I kissed him. But I ended it. And I will, of course, in no way continue to treat him medically.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: That's why you're flying out to London tonight. See Raj.
- Divya Katdare: I can only imagine how furious you are with me. It was highly unprofessional. And if you need me to, I will resign from HankMed, effective immediately.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Resign? Please. I... No. I don't care about that. What I care about is you. Are you okay?
- Divya Katdare: [on the verge of tears] No. No, I'm not. But I've got it under control.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Is there anything I can do?
- Divya Katdare: [starting to cry] No. No, but, uh... oh, but thank you so much for being you.
- Jill Casey: I can't believe I didn't feel a spider biting me.
- Divya Katdare: Well, you were thrown out of a golf cart. Your mind may have been elsewhere.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: A black widow bite isn't so bad if you catch it early.
- Divya Katdare: You may feel groggy or even a little loopy.
- Jill Casey: Jack, I'm really sorry about this.
- Jack O'Malley: What are you apologizing for?
- Jill Casey: Well, we were this close to winning.
- Jack O'Malley: You know what? We'll get 'em next year, killer. Plus, now we don't have the pressure of having to repeat.
- Jill Casey: Repeat?
- Jack O'Malley: Pardon?
- Jill Casey: [groggily] Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat! Hank, that's funny, right?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Uh, yeah.
- Jill Casey: "Uh, yeah." How cute are you when you're being all doctor-y? He's so cute. Isn't he cute? He's like... he's like this little puppy, you know? You wanna scratch him behind the ears and scratch him on the belly.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [trying to laugh it off] Okay. Um...
- Divya Katdare: Clearly, someone's medication has kicked in.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah, we're... we're friends.
- Jill Casey, Jack O'Malley: Hmm. You know, Hank is the best. He really is. Hank, you're the best. And I miss you, Hank. I really miss you.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: You know, good friends.
- Jill Casey: Ah, we used to be more than that, Hanky Panky.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Really good friends. Uh, and for the record, that's the first time she's ever called me that.
- Jack O'Malley: Okay.
- Divya Katdare: All righty, then.
- [Evan's insistence upon discussing lawyers and jail time sets off Eddie's heart monitor]
- Hank Lawson: Evan, let's get him healthy, then you can kill him.
- [Evan gets miffed over Hank not expressing enough concern as he himself for their father's legal troubles while Hank looks up alternative treatments for Jack]
- Evan R. Lawson: That's it?
- Hank Lawson: I got a work thing here, okay?
- Evan R. Lawson: Okay. Forgive me for thinking our father, who just had a heart attack and is most likely headed for federal prison, might interest you more than a work thing.
- [rudely closes Hank's laptop]
- Hank Lawson: What do you want me to do, Ev?
- Evan R. Lawson: Maybe care a little bit.
- Hank Lawson: I do care. Okay?
- [reopens his laptop]
- Evan R. Lawson: It's a funny way of showing it.
- Hank Lawson: Wha... what do you want me to do, obsess?
- [laughs and gets back to work]
- Evan R. Lawson: I see what this is. This is you gloating.
- Hank Lawson: Oh, what? What are you... What are you talking about?
- Evan R. Lawson: You've been suspicious of Dad since day one. I always said you were wrong, but you weren't wrong. You were right, so now this is you sittin' there being all... right.
- Hank Lawson: [turns to address Evan] I am not gloating. It's just... I don't need to know the gory details of HOW wrong you were or I was or he is. It won't fix anything, and it'll only make me angry, and I am... tired of being angry.
- Evan R. Lawson: My point is that everything Dad did, he did to be with us.
- Hank Lawson: Yeah, and my point is that you learned that from his criminal defense attorney.
- Evan R. Lawson: You see, this is why people like me better than you, Hank. You're a gray cloud, and I'm a silver lining myself.
- Hank Lawson: Wait. People like you better than me?
- Evan R. Lawson: They will, when they find out about my new yacht.
- Hank Lawson: Did you know it's bad form to injure yourself at a charity tournament benefitting a hospital?