Royal Pains (TV Series)

Frenemies (2010)

Paulo Costanzo: Evan R. Lawson

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• Divya Katdare : You know, admitting that it hurts doesn't make you less of a man.

  Evan R. Lawson : [pause]  It hurts.

  Divya Katdare : You're such a girl!

• Evan R. Lawson : My body wasn't designed to function at this ungodly hour. I'm sorry.

  Jill Casey : Then why is your body here?

  Evan R. Lawson : Because your wonderful clinic has triggered a paradigm shift for HankMed. I'm here to safeguard the paradigm as it shifts.

• Evan R. Lawson : If you're here in the fall, maybe we can go hunting or something.

  General William Collins : Really? I wouldn't have pegged you for the type.

  Evan R. Lawson : No, I try to kill something every day, actually, even if it's just stepping on a bug or s... I just love killing things.

• Hank Lawson : Why so G.I. Joe?

  Evan R. Lawson : I am going hunting on Wednesday with Paige.

  Hank Lawson : Hunting? You should really stick with gathering. Have you ever even held a gun?

  Evan R. Lawson : No, I'm not gonna shoot. We have it worked out. I'm gonna be with Paige. She'll do all the shooting. I'll just take the credit.

  Divya Katdare : Sounds like the working dynamic of HankMed.

• Paige Collins : You know what? You are the best fake boyfriend I have ever had.

  Evan R. Lawson : I'm gonna take that as a strange compliment. How many have you had?

  Paige Collins : Oh, a lady never tells.

• Hank Lawson : How's the butt?

  Evan R. Lawson : As long as I don't sit on it, um, or lie down or walk... at all, or clench it, or move it, um, it's great. Thank you for asking. Yeah.

• Evan R. Lawson : You know, I always say, uh, the early bird gets the worm - and after he gets the worm, we can shoot him.