Mrs. Simmonds: [Don enters the Charity shop] Hello?
[sees Don]
Mrs. Simmonds: Aren't you the Gentleman who...
Don: I'd like to make you a proposition.
Mrs. Simmonds: [skeptical] Would you now...
Don: [Empties out bag of clothes on the counter] All these clothes for the suit; a clean swap.
Mrs. Simmonds: Suit?
Don: *My* suit.
Mrs. Simmonds: Ah, yes.
[surveys goods]
Mrs. Simmonds: There *are* quite a few clothes here.
Don: All I want is the suit.
Mrs. Simmonds: Done!
[takes suit off Rail]
Mrs. Simmonds: Here you are, Dear. And I hope it keeps you nice and warm.
Don: Thank you. I *do* appreciate your concern but I would be grateful if you wouldn't call me *"dear"*.I find it *patronising* and offensive!
Mrs. Simmonds: I was only trying...
Don: In fact, your attitude in general has been overbearing and pompous.And quite inapprorpiate for someone entrusted with the managment of a charitable institution such as this!
Mrs. Simmonds: How *dare* you!
Don: It has been an *ordeal* doing business with you, and I sincerely hope I never have to do it again! Good day.
[Mrs Simmonds gasps in shock as Don leaves]