Matthew Lilley: Rob Storey

Quotes 

• Irene : [the speed boat stops]  What's the matter?

  Rob : She's snuffed it!

  Irene : Rob, if this some sort of stupid joke to make me nervous...

  Rob : It's *no* joke

  Irene : Well, what's the matter? Has it run out of petrol or somethin'?

  Rob : No, it was a full tank!

  Irene : What's the matter with it then?

  Rob : I don't know!

  Irene : Well, you better hurry up and *find out*, Mate. If we keep driftin' at this rate, we'll be spendin' Boxing Day in New Zealand!

• Rob : [after Irene, dressed as Santa is rescued from the stranded speedboat, Rob radios to Alf on the walkie-talkie]  Oi, What about me?

  Alf : Oh, Don't worry mate. We'll come back and get you next Christmas!