Psych (TV Series)
Not Even Close... Encounters (2010)
Charles Martin Smith: Roy Kessler
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Quotes
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Roy Kessler : Listen, I know it sounds nuts, but I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes! An alien came down and snatched a young lawyer that works at my firm. Toby Shore.
Carlton Lassiter : Mr. Kessler, no offense, but I think you're going to have a hard time finding anyone to believe a story like that.
Shawn Spencer : Was he tall and scaly, or short with a huge lollipop head?
Roy Kessler : Tall, I think.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Reptilian.
Shawn Spencer : Probably hostile. All right people, we're going to need a Speak And Spell, and seven pounds of mashed potatoes.
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Roy Kessler : I must say, this whole experience has taught me a really important lesson when it comes to some of the crazy stuff that I often see.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : There's an explanation for everything?
Roy Kessler : No. It's that the eyes never lie. Did I ever tell you guys I once saw Bigfoot?
Shawn Spencer : What?
Roy Kessler : Oh, you think I'm nuts, dont'cha?
Dennis Gogolack : Male or female?
Shawn Spencer : Was he driving a school bus?
Roy Kessler : No...
[Molly walks in]