- Shawn Spencer: Excuse me. Ex-excuse me. Excuse me.
- Declan Rand: Yes.
- Shawn Spencer: Why is there a man who looks exactly like Curt Smith from Tears for Fears playing an acoustic set next to that tree and your swimming pool?
- Declan Rand: I'm sorry, I should've introduced you. Curt, meet Shawn and Gus.
- Curt Smith: Afternoon gentleman.
- Shawn Spencer: Oh dear god. It's you. The real you, the fleshy you. I love you. Do you have any idea how much I love you?
- Curt Smith: I think I do now.
- Shawn Spencer: Don't sweat it, I still love you.
- Curt Smith: Could you just stop saying you love me?
- Shawn Spencer: Done and done. I do, though. Love you, that is.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn.
- Shawn Spencer: What? I love Curt Smith and I don't care who knows. I will sing it from the rooftops, Gus.
- Shawn Spencer: I agree... Not.
- [laughs]
- Shawn Spencer: Said the liar.
- Declan Rand: I'm not sure those two go together. "Said the liar" cancels "Not" out.
- Shawn Spencer: So does your face!
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: None of those stupid expressions are coming back.
- Shawn Spencer: That's what they said about Hammer Pants.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Which never came back!
- Shawn Spencer: Why did I just buy three pair?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Because you're an idiot!
- Shawn Spencer: Because it's Hammer Time!
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: It's never Hammer Time, Shawn.
- Shawn Spencer: I dare you to tell Hammer that!
- Juliet O'Hara: I love the Philharmonic!
- Shawn Spencer: Oh, me too. I'm just kidding. Not.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Stop trying to single-handedly bring "Not" back into vogue.
- Shawn Spencer: Okay... Not! I'm also going to bring back "Said the liar!"
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: That one is even dumber!
- Shawn Spencer: Said the liar!
- Shawn Spencer: All right who are you? And why do you keep stealing my moments?
- Declan Rand: I'm sorry, I'm Declan Rand, criminal profiler.
- Shawn Spencer: Right, Chief Vick said you'd be stopping by. I'm Detective Carlton Lassiter, this is my partner Juliet O'Hara, and...
- [Motions to Shawn and Gus]
- Shawn Spencer: Eh.
- Shawn Spencer: Criminal profiler, huh? Sounds like one of those job titles that only exists in cheesy TV shows.
- Declan Rand: No argument here. What is it that you do?
- Shawn Spencer: I'm a psychic detective.