- [first lines]
- Hostess: Ah, lesbian sex. Just those two words can excite men of all types... women of all types, too. We get letters about it all the time. Letters like this: Dear Penthouse Forum...
- [last lines]
- Hostess: I love a happy ending. Now, go find a happy ending of your own, and then write to us about it.
- [blows a kiss to the camera]