Vampires Suck (2010)

Jenn Proske: Becca Crane

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Quotes 

• Becca Crane : So, are we going to be, uh, at the same school?

  Jacob : I go to school at the reservation.

  Becca Crane : Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

• Becca Crane : [from trailer]  Jacob, run!

  [Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form] 

  Becca Crane : [disbelievingly]  A chihuahua?

• Becca Crane : I used to live with my mom. Now she's always on the road because she started doing some pro golfer.

  [Pulls out a magazine with Tiger Woods on the front] 

• [Narrating] 

  [Becca and her dad are driving into Sporks and drive past a Welcome sign to the town] 

  Becca Crane : So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120.

  [a screaming woman comes running in front of the sign being chased by a vampire; the vampire grabs and bites her neck spraying blood everywhere] 

  Becca Crane : Holy shit! Uh, make that 3119!

• Becca Crane : [from trailer]  Edward!

  Team Edward : Edward? Where?

  [sees Edward glittering in the sun] 

  Team Edward : Edward, we love you. You're the best.

  Team Jacob : No, Jacob's the best!

  [smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel] 

• Becca Crane : Stop it!

  Daro : [mocking Becca]  Stop it.

  Becca Crane : You're killing him!

  Daro : [mocking Becca]  You're killing him.

  Becca Crane : [quietly]  And we haven't even had sex yet.

  Daro : [mocking Becca]  And we haven't even had--Really?

• Becca Crane : [playing guitar and singing]  Hey, Eddie, well, I know it might seem petty, but I can't stop obsessing over you.

  Edward Sullen : Put down that guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift.