- Ben Tennyson: How could you do this? You used to be a hero! I had your poster on my wall. Did you forget? This ISN'T about fame. It's about HELPING people!
- Julie Yamamoto: You are talking about HIM, right?
- Gwen Tennyson: Easy, Ben. It's all over.
- Gwen Tennyson: Can you just pick a channel and stay on it?
- Kevin Levin: There's nothing on anyway - except news about "Bennifer."
- Gwen Tennyson: They are not calling them that.
- Julie Yamamoto: I wish they wouldn't show that picture all the time.
- Ben Tennyson: She kissed me. I didn't even enjoy it.
- Julie Yamamoto: And those pictures of the two of you in her hot tub?
- Ben Tennyson: That was fun. Great view. You know, if you squint just right, the Eiffel Tower kind of lines up with the Arc de Triomphe.
- Julie Yamamoto: I don't want to hear any more of this.
- Kevin Levin: I do.
- [Gwen elbows Kevin]
- Kevin Levin: Ow!
- Gwen Tennyson: Remember the kidnappers? Their guns were manufactured by one of Captain Nenesis's companies.
- Ben Tennyson: Ah, he owns all kinds of stuff. Just a coincidence.
- Kevin Levin: That doesn't explain why he's payin' for their lawyers.
- Julie Yamamoto: [referring to a proposed competition] It's some kind of trap, Ben.
- Ben Tennyson: You guys don't have to come if you don't want to. No skin off... me.
- Ben Tennyson: I think Jet Ray's faster than anybody.
- Rath: [activating the Ultimatrix] Jet Ray! Aw, man. I mean, Rath! Let me tell you something, Ultimatrix. Rath is sick of you not working right. It's not even funny anymore.
- Four Arms: Four Arms!
- Captain Nemesis: Captain Nemesis!
- Four Arms: Why are you shouting your name out? It's stupid!
- Captain Nemesis: My name isn't "Stupid" - although I have been thinking of dropping the Captain part. It doesn't really describe me accurately anymore.
- Julie Yamamoto: You saved me.
- Goop: Of course I did. You're my girl.
- Julie Yamamoto: What about Jennifer?
- Goop: Covered.
- Captain Nemesis: I can't believe I wasted my whole life trying to protect people like you. Captain Nemesis is dead! From now on, call me... Overlord!
- Goop: How about we call you a good therapist?
- Jennifer Nocturne: I don't know how to thank you, Kevin. You saved my life. Have you ever considered...?
- [Gwen taps Jennifer on the shoulder]
- Gwen Tennyson: [darkly] I will peel you like a grape.
- Ben Tennyson: You're a living legend!
- Captain Nemesis: Yes, and if you live long enough, they'll say that about you, too, Benetton.
- Ben Tennyson: [correcting] Tennyson.
- Captain Nemesis: If you live long enough.
- Computron: I am Computron, and I claim this world as my own. Destroy all flesh and the works of flesh.
- TV Reporter #2: Are you Captain Nemesis's NEW sidekick?
- Ben Tennyson: I took out ten of these things and he only beat one. Maybe he should be MY sidekick.
- Will Harangue: Captain Nemesis, Will Harange from The Will Harangue Nation." Ben Tennyson just said you were over the hill and unable to do your job.
- Ben Tennyson: I didn't say...!
- Will Harangue: What do you think of this super-powered juvenile delinquent and his lack of respect for American icons like yourself?
- Captain Nemesis: He's not a delinquent, Will. He's just misguided. It's the responsibility of all of us to guide our youth into making better decisions. For instance...
- Captain Nemesis: [to Ben] ... since you feel so competitive with me, how about we channel that where it can do some good?
- Ben Tennyson: I don't understand.
- Captain Nemesis: I propose a friendly competition, a contest of heroes. All proceeds to charity, of course.
- Ben Tennyson: I'm sorry. What?
- Kevin Levin: How could you let that dinosaur trick you like that?
- Ben Tennyson: It's for charity.
- Kevin Levin: The "Make Captain Nemesis Look Good at Ben Tennyson's Expense Foundation?"