- Carly Shay: [to Mrs. Benson] Why are you wearing your building watch vest?
- Mrs. Benson: Because, dummy, we're in the middle of an emergency. This is the hottest day in Seattle in over 20 years and we're having a power blackout.
- Carly Shay: Did you just call me a dummy?
- Mrs. Benson: When temperatures get too high, the elderly will start to die.
- Spencer Shay: Wow, that's a creepy rhyme.
- Lewbert: [to Mrs. Benson] What'd I do that was so bad? Just tell me.
- Mrs. Benson: My son fell down the stairs and hurt himself, and all you cared about was our dinner reservation.
- Lewbert: We coulda got married and had a better son.
- [Mrs. Benson gasps and slaps him in the face]
- Lewbert: You popped my wart!
- [before meeting Freddie's online girlfriend]
- Freddie Benson: Sam, swear you'll be nice.
- Sam Puckett: Oh, I'll swear.
- Carly Shay: [to Sam] What are you doing?
- Freddie Benson: She's either cooling herself or eating your frozen pizzas. Probably both.
- Carly Shay: [walks up to the freezer, turns Sam to her and sees a slice of frozen pizza in her mouth] Get outta there. Oh, my God. You are eating my frozen pizza.
- Carly Shay: [as she's working on her school project] Ugh, why won't my little man stick to the sidewalk?
- Spencer Shay: Hey, remember the time I got stuck to the sidewalk? And that panda bear started... wait, that was a dream.
- Sam Puckett: Augh, I can't stand being down there with Lewbert and his giant foot sore.
- Freddie Benson: Why was he putting yogurt on it?
- Carly Shay: Maybe the yogurt keeps it from festering or something.
- Griffin: [to Carly] So, I hear your place has air conditioning.
- Carly Shay: Yeah, half the building's in there. I guess that's why you're here, for cool air?
- Griffin: Kinda.
- Carly Shay: Uh-huh.
- Griffin: But not for me. I brought my Pee-Wee Babies.
- Carly Shay: Oh, my God.
- Griffin: Look, they're really valuable, and if they get too hot or too cold, I mean, they could become misshapen.
- Carly Shay: Misshapen.
- Griffin: Yeah, so, can I keep 'em here until we get the power back?
- Carly Shay: Okay, tell you what.
- Griffin: Tell me.
- Carly Shay: I gotta do "iCarly" pretty soon with Sam and Freddie, and I have the school project in there that needs protection from all the people, and Spencer's busy, so...
- [Griffin leans in to kiss her]
- Carly Shay: Don't kiss me.