Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Gobbler (2011)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

Quotes 

• Sarah Walker : I missed you too, Chuck.

  Chuck Bartowski : Wow. I - it's kind of like I'm cheating on you with you right now.

  Sarah Walker : Goodbye. Call me on the secure line with the plan.

  Chuck Bartowski : Got it. See ya in prison.

• Chuck Bartowski : [to Sarah after she notices him staring]  Sorry, you just, you, you just, you look so different. You know, hair change. That's a big-- it's kind of a drastic... What do you, how do you, how do you do that? Is that a wash or a wig?

• Chuck Bartowski : Buddy... the beeps... that's Sarah.

  Morgan Grimes : What?

  Chuck Bartowski : She can't use voice communication when she's undercover, so the CIA developed a tonal language for us, that only we understand.

  Morgan Grimes : Get out of here.

  Chuck Bartowski : And right now she's - she's saying she loves me... Or she's planning on buying a Buick. I can't really tell. It's a very confusing language.

• Morgan Grimes : [Chuck is disguised as a prisoner]  That tattoo on your face belongs to the most ruthless gang in North America. Well, you just tap on this bad boy right here and...

  [touches Chuck's left cheek and almost erases the fake tattoo] 

  Morgan Grimes : uh, it's instant respect.

  Chuck Bartowski : What have you done?

  Morgan Grimes : Hmm? Just a little bit of a, of a smudge.

• Morgan Grimes : [Morgan is disguised as a guard and talks to the prisoners]  New guy here likes to fight other dudes. I would be very, very careful of this guy. Killer. This is the guy. This is the guy you don't want to mess with. All right, dangerous.

  Chuck Bartowski : Morgan, I think they get the point. They all look like they want to kill me.

• Chuck Bartowski : Which one of you is Yuri the Gobbler?

  Two-fingered inmate : Please, not so loud.

  [the inmate rolls his eyes towards Yuri] 

  Chuck Bartowski : What's going on here? What are you doing there? What's the eye thing all about?

  Two-fingered inmate : The last time I pointed at him,

  [raises his bandaged hand to reveal two missing fingers] 

  Two-fingered inmate : he did this. Swallowed 'em whole.

  John Casey : [over voice communication]  All right, Bartowski, Walker arrives in three minutes. Prepare to initiate the fight.

• Chuck Bartowski : What if they're in danger? What if they need the Intersect? I'm going to Castle. Maybe I can hack into Casey's phone.

  Morgan Grimes : Trident Tower, ninth floor.

  Chuck Bartowski : What?

  Morgan Grimes : Trident Tower, ninth floor-- that's where they're going. I happen to be really good at the quick-look-at-your-phone-when-you-get-a-text-but-you-didn't-know-I-looked look. You're angry at me because I withheld information. I get it, but, dude, I...

  [door closes] 

  Morgan Grimes : I thought I did it for your own good. And, by the way, I didn't even...

  [he realizes Chuck has left] 

  Morgan Grimes : know that you were gone, so-so that's interesting. I'm just pretty much here talking to myself.

  [He rolls the die] 

  Morgan Grimes : My turn.

• Alexei Volkoff : Chuck, you're just in time.

  Chuck Bartowski : Just in time for what?

  Alexei Volkoff : There is a particular moment when an agent makes the decision to stop pretending and to take the leap to join the other side. It's a game-changing step. Your mother made it all those years ago. And now, if you'll come with me, we'll see if Sarah's going to make the same step. I think she will.

• Chuck Bartowski : Look guys, I-I get it. I-- and I appreciate your concern, I really do, but I've thought a lot about this. When my mom disappeared into the Volkoff organization, her mission changed her. She became a different person. But that's never going to happen with Sarah. She'll always remain the exact same Sarah Walker.

• Sarah Walker : [after throwing Casey out the window]  It's done.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Utterly shocked]  Why...? Why?

  Alexei Volkoff : Why? Don't you see, Charles? She did this all for you. Bit of paternal advice. You might want to give her a little bit of space. Taking a leap like this is painful for all involved. But congratulations. You're one step closer to the woman you love.

• Chuck Bartowski : [Alex is wearing Morgan's previously unworn Back to the Future t-shirt and goes back to bed]  There's still time - you can get in there and save that t-shirt.

  Morgan Grimes : No, I'm cool.

  Chuck Bartowski : Excuse me?

  Morgan Grimes : Nah, she looked... just... really cute in it, didn't she? Let me ask you a quick question. What the hell's wrong with me?

  Chuck Bartowski : Nothing's wrong with you, my friend, but I have news for you, Morgan. I think you're in love.

  Morgan Grimes : What? Okay. I'm in love? I'm in love. Maybe you're right. Wow. Do I tell her?

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, that's... that's a... kind of big deal.

  Alex McHugh : [off-screen]  Morgan? Are you coming?

  Morgan Grimes : Let's finish this conversation at the Buy More. I have some more... snuggling to do, and... no, I'm not embarrassed I just said that.