- Eliot Spencer: Say pitchy one more time. Say pitchy one more time and see what happens. I don't even think that word means what you think it means.
- Alec Hardison: It means pitchy.
- Eliot Spencer: Define it.
- Alec Hardison: You define it.
- Eliot Spencer: I don't have to define it, I'm not saying it every five seconds!
- Alec Hardison: Hey, yo, Eliot, you got an ETA?
- Eliot Spencer: Yeah. I'm almost there. But I think somebody's following me.
- Alec Hardison: Do some Eliot Fu on 'em. What happened to "This is what I do"?
- Eliot Spencer: [it is revealed a group of women are chasing him like teenagers chasing the Beatles] Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work this time.
- Kaye Lynn Gold: How do you feel when you play?
- Eliot Spencer: I'm... I think... I think I got it.
- Kaye Lynn Gold: See, that... that's your problem. You're thinking about *how* to play to the song. And I'm asking you how do you feel *when* you play? You ever been in love?
- Eliot Spencer: Once.
- Kaye Lynn Gold: How'd it end?
- Eliot Spencer: I made her a promise that if she ever needed me that I'd be there for her.
- Kaye Lynn Gold: What's wrong with that?
- Eliot Spencer: Because I made the same promise to the United States government. And I found out you can't make that promise to more than one person.
- Kaye Lynn Gold: That feeling, right there? Hold onto that, and you'll do just fine.
- Alec Hardison: [as Eliot sings Hardison notices that his voice equipment doesn't appear to be working] Nate something's wrong!
- Nathan Ford: Oh? What is it?
- Alec Hardison: Uhh, the system's not working. Something's wrong.
- Nathan Ford: [Nate is listening] No it's fine.
- Alec Hardison: [Only looking at the equipment and not listening to Eliot sing] No it's not fine I'm looking at it right now, it's not correcting his voice!
- Nathan Ford: [Nate and the audience listen to the song] That's because it doesn't need correcting.
- [the team stops and just listens]
- Eliot Spencer: [to Kirkwood] You want to keep a man down when you punch them in the chest? You've gotta in the solar plexus.
- [spencer punches kirkwood in the chest]
- Eliot Spencer: See the difference?
- Eliot Spencer: [after grabbing teenage girl that was lurking outside of his dressing room] Alright, who do you work for?
- Teenage Girl #1: Forever 21.