- Artie Nielsen: Leena, this one is ready to be shelved.
- Leena: A tin of sardines?
- Artie Nielsen: Yes, it was part of the Shackleton Expedition. They were trapped in the ice, you know, for two years. They still had the good sense no to open that.
- Leena: Had the sardines gone bad?
- Artie Nielsen: [deadly serious] Very bad.
- Artie Nielsen: Like I don't know how to improvise an electromagnet. I was doing this when MacGyver was still trapped in his crib.
- Myka Bering: So, I guess we can't even pretend to be normal, huh?
- Pete Lattimer: Normal... not really in our wheelhouse.