- The Boogeyman: [the Boogeyman has appeared in the witness stand where Simon Dean was supposed to be and is waving his clock back and forth] Tick, tock. Tick tock.
- Mr. McMahon: Uh, the witness may step down.
- The Boogeyman: Tick tock, tick tock. Time for a new face to be put in its place. Time, time, NOW ERIC B! YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME! As the time grows near, the future becomes more clear, that YOU don't belong here!
- [Evil laughter]
- The Boogeyman: I'm the Boogeyman, and I'm coming to get ya!
- [Evil laughter, smashes clock over his head and sinks into the witness stand. Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff and Jonathan Coachman are horrified and Mick Foley is just sitting and eating a Moon Pie]
- Joey Styles: [Off-camera] Oh my God!
- Mr. McMahon: So, at New Year's Revolution, John Cena will defend the WWE Championship in an Elimination Chamber match. You will all see it, I will see it, millions around the world will see it. It's just unfortunate, Mr. Bischoff, that you won't. Eric Bischoff, YOOOOOUUUUU'RE FFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDD!