The Mentalist (TV Series)
Cackle-Bladder Blood (2010)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Teresa Lisbon : SAC PD will want to talk to you about Landon Wale, and KRAM. There are some fraud charges pending.
Danny Ruskin : [Slight chuckle] Fraud charge is *very* hard to prove, especially when nothing changed hands. In fact, now that I think of it, I'm actually innocent.
Teresa Lisbon : Whatever. They're on their way.
[Danny starts to panic]
Patrick Jane : I believe she's telling you to scram.
Teresa Lisbon : That's not what I said.
[Danny leaves]
Patrick Jane : Thank you, Lisbon.
Teresa Lisbon : I didn't hear that.
Patrick Jane : Thank you Lisbon
Teresa Lisbon : I can't hear anything
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Teresa Lisbon : Detective, can you uncuff this one now please?
Detective Reece : He's still a suspect.
Teresa Lisbon : He is not gonna leave town; release him into my custody, you know he's not good for it, zero connection to the victim.
Patrick Jane : Nada, niente, zip, nought... I could go on.
Teresa Lisbon : I am reaching out to you Detective, I know this man and I know he's telling the truth about what happened.
Teresa Lisbon : [Outside] The truth, now!
Patrick Jane : Beg your pardon?
Teresa Lisbon : Talk or I will give you back to Detective Reece, seriously!
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Danny Ruskin : [at Angela and Charlotte's graves] So, this is it, huh? It's nice. Classy. They'd like it, I guess, if they had a preference.
Patrick Jane : You know, this is the first time I've been here since the funeral.
Danny Ruskin : Why's that?
Patrick Jane : 'Cause they're not here.
Danny Ruskin : Hey, who knows for sure? Maybe they're up there right now looking down at us. You know, Annie's saying "Lighten up, you dummies."
Patrick Jane : Yeah, maybe.
Danny Ruskin : Yeesh. I'm sorry I asked to come. Who knew a trip to the cemetery would be such a downer?
Patrick Jane : Sorry. It's irrational. No reason to be sad. You gonna give 'em those flowers or what?
Danny Ruskin : [laying his bouquet down on the ground] Guilt is for marks. You know that, right?
Patrick Jane : Yeah.
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Patrick Jane : [getting slapped by Samantha] Ah! Uh... what was that for?
Samantha : Detroit.
Patrick Jane : Oh, yeah. Fair enough.
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Patrick Jane : No no no no no you're going about it all wrong detective, you're coming straight outta the gate with bad cop. I mean, you do a good bad cop, you are intimidating, I'm not gonna lie to you. But-but now let's bring good cop out. He's nicer, more pleasant, we build a rapport, you... maybe you say something like "are you thirsty?" and I say "I'd love a cup of tea."
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Patrick Jane : [to Van Pelt] If this were for real, this old fox would have stripped you bare.
[Jane hands some jewelry back to Van Pelt]
Nicki : This sweet piece of fruit is a cop? Damn! Guess I'm losing my touch.
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Patrick Jane : She didn't want the carny life. She hated it. She wanted to get out. We - we both did. And you know how hard that is. That was - that was our thing. That's what we did together. We - we escaped.
Danny Ruskin : Nice escape plan, bro. You got her killed!
Patrick Jane : Thanks for reminding me.
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Patrick Jane : I just - I hope that one day you will uh, forgive me. And maybe one day, I'll forgive myself.
Danny Ruskin : Forgive you?
Patrick Jane : Not for my sake, for yours. Because hating me is just a waste of your energy. It's pointless. Just - move on. Drop it. Find something to love.
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Patrick Jane : County fair starts Saturday.
Teresa Lisbon : So Danny'll be there?
Patrick Jane : Well, no, it's not that simple. But someone there will know where he is.
Teresa Lisbon : He's a carny like you used to be?
Patrick Jane : "Carny" is a very broad term, Lisbon. Uh... Danny's more show biz, but it... it's been a while.
Teresa Lisbon : Before last night, when was the last time you talked to him?
Patrick Jane : When I called him to tell him what Red John had done.
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Patrick Jane : But uh, my wife, she uh, she didn't want any part of it.
Teresa Lisbon : Why?
Patrick Jane : Carny's are good people. But uh, you know, you're either with the show or you're not. There's - there's nowhere in the middle. And if you're not with the show, then you're a mark. You're a sucker. And she didn't like that.
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Patrick Jane : [arriving at a carnival looking for his brother-in-law] You're not gonna need the badge. They're gonna tell you're a cop without it.
Teresa Lisbon : Actually, people very rarely guess I'm a cop.
Patrick Jane : Oh, yeah. Let me do the talking.
Teresa Lisbon : When it's advisable.
Patrick Jane : And don't mention Danny until I do.
Teresa Lisbon : I'll be the judge of that.
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Samantha : Danny doesn't always do what's best for his own best interest. Tendency to outfox himself.
Patrick Jane : True. But he asked for my help. That's what I'm giving him.
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Teresa Lisbon : [On the cellphone] Jane, you have to come in. Danny could be dangerous. We're not looking to use deadly force, but things happen. It's not safe for you.
Patrick Jane : Getting close to nabbing him, are you? Oh, that's good to know. Well, may the best man win, Lisbon.