iCarly (TV Series)

iSam's Mom (2010)

Jerry Trainor: Spencer Shay

Quotes 

• Spencer Shay : [to Carly and Sam]  Yo, can you guys take the girl fight upstairs? I wanna watch "Celebrities Underwater."

  Carly Shay : No, I don't like that show.

  Spencer Shay : Why?

  Carly Shay : It's not fun to watch D-list actors almost drown.

• Spencer Shay : [while going through the DVR]  Hey, no, no, no, no. Why isn't "Celebrities Underwater" on my DVR?

  Sam Puckett : I deleted it.

  Spencer Shay : Why would you do that?

  Sam Puckett : I don't like the playlist menu cluttered up with a bunch of shows I'm not into.

• Carly Shay : [to Sam]  Look, if you wanna keep staying here, then no more eating ethnic food in my bed.

  Spencer Shay : Yeah. And no deleting my wet celebrities.

  Carly Shay : And no more panties on the stairs.

  Sam Puckett : I don't like that word.

  Spencer Shay : Well, too bad. Stairs! Stairs! Stairs!

  Carly Shay : She meant panties.

  Spencer Shay : Now, I'm embarrassed.