- Steve McGarrett: How'd you get her to talk?
- Kono Kalakaua: Told her the dog would be put down once she went down to lock up. Promised I'd find it a home *if* she cooperated.
- [Steve and Chin Ho stare at her]
- Kono Kalakaua: What? It's not like it's the dog's fault.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Observing a suspect in a bar] Let me tell what I would like to do. If that was my daughter. I would bust every single one of his fingers - one-at-a-time.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams, Steve McGarrett: [They wath him put a pill in a woman's drink] OH!
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: God. Thank you for the excuse.
- Steve McGarrett: Zephyr Lounge. It's a nightclub. Just sent us a link to remotely access their closed-circuit feeds.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: That's really good. It's impressive. Did you learn that in SEAL school?
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah, it's called using the internet. People have been doing it since the early 90s. You might have heard.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I wouldn't know. I was still playing Ms. Pac-Man.
- Steve McGarrett: Oh, yeah?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah.
- Steve McGarrett: Ever make it to double pretzel level?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Triple banana, bitch.
- Steve McGarrett: You're a liar.
- Catherine Rollins: I think I'm vibrating.
- [Steve starts kissing her]
- Catherine Rollins: No. I-I think I'm actually vibrating.
- [Catherine pulls out Steve's cellphone]
- Catherine Rollins: There goes your day off.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know. It's amazing. Now she-she catches bad guys for you, and she... sleeps with you. Does she cook too?
- Steve McGarrett: Yes, she does. Great cook.
- Governor Pat Jameson: You saved a girl's life today.
- Steve McGarrett: Just doing the job you hired me for.
- Governor Pat Jameson: Maybe so. But I made a promise to a friend. You let me keep it. Thank you.
- Russell Ellison: I'm man enough to know when I'm wrong. Thank you. You both have, uh, great instincts. And if you ever consider coming down to the private sector, you should give me a call. Men with your skill sets deserve to be compensated.
- Steve McGarrett: Well, thank you very much. I totally agree.
- [McGarrett starts cuffing Ellison]
- Russell Ellison: Whoa. What are you doing?
- Steve McGarrett: I'm getting compensation. You obstructed a criminal investigation. That is an arrestable offense.
- Russell Ellison: But you and I both know the charges will never stick.
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah, maybe not. But it's gonna take your firm at least twenty-four hours to get a lawyer here from Los Angeles. I'm gonna make sure that you spend that time in jail. Book him, Danno.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know, I got to be honest. Actually, I didn't mind that one.
- Steve McGarrett: Really?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah.
- [pushing Ellison forward with his cane]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Move.
- Mary Ann McGarrett: Big night last night.
- Catherine Rollins: Hmm?
- Mary Ann McGarrett: Old house. Thin walls.
- Catherine Rollins: Oh God!
- Mary Ann McGarrett: Yeah. You said that a lot.
- Catherine Rollins: It's embarrassing.
- Mary Ann McGarrett: Don't sweat it. I just broke up with my boyfriend. So I plan on having a *lot* of guys over. So it'll be a fair fight.
- Steve McGarrett: You don't think I'm a happy person?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know - heh. You know I'm sure you have your moments. You know like when Guns and Ammo puts out their holiday gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV. But when the Governor calls us down to the ME's on a *Saturday*, I ask you: what is it that you could be so happy about?
- Russell Ellison: We're running out of options. We gotta move in!
- Steve McGarrett: "We" don't have to do anything. *You* need to pull your men out so my partner and I can clean up *your* mess... Move out now. I'm not gonna tell you again!
- Russell Ellison: [to his men] Come on.
- Russell Ellison: All right. Listen, I'm man enough to know when I'm wrong. Thank you. You both have uh, great instincts.
- [Russell hands Danny a card]
- Russell Ellison: And uh, if you ever consider coming down to the private sector, you should give me call. Men with your skillsets deserve to be compensated.
- Steve McGarrett: I thank you very much. I totally agree.
- [Steve walks behind Russell and puts him in handcuffs]
- Russell Ellison: Whoa! What are you doing?
- Steve McGarrett: I'm getting compensation. You obstructed a criminal investiation. That is an arrestable offense.
- Steve McGarrett: Take a look at Casanova over there at 6:00.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: That's our boy. Let me tell you what I'd like to do. If that was my daughter, I would bust every single one of his fingers one at a time.
- [Jordan drops a roofie pill into the girl's drink]
- Steve McGarrett, Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh!
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: God, thank you for the excuse.