Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2010)

Robert Sheehan: Nathan Young

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Quotes 

• Nathan Young : Can we please stop killing our probation workers?

• Kelly : So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?

  Nathan : I appear to have shat myself.

• Nathan : Yeah, so my mum opens the door and she's like 'ahhhhh!' And I'm like 'I'm immortal!', and then she fainted, face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.

  Kelly : Is she all right?

  Nathan : Yeah, she's fine. Apart from the whole... face.

  Curtis Donovan : How did you tell it to your dad?

  Nathan : I told him I faked my death as part of an elaborate life insurance scam. He was not a happy man.

• Simon Bellamy : You expect me to tell you anything after how you've treated me? After all the names you've called me?

  Nathan : What names?

  Simon Bellamy : Weird kid. Panty sniffer. Virgin. Freak. Twat. Pervert. Paedophile... Melon fucker! I just want to be your friend.

  Nathan : Sure, man.

• Simon Bellamy : We should set up a password, then we can say it to each other so we know it's us.

  Nathan : Monkeyslut!

  Alisha : We're not having Monkeyslut as a password.

  Nathan : What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?

  Kelly : Awww, just go with it... Monkeyslut!

  Nathan : [pumps fist]  Yeeeaahhhh!

• Curtis Donovan : You're immortal - you can't starve to death.

  Nathan : You're an expert, are you?

• Curtis Donovan : [Nathan wakes up out of the coffin]  What the fuck?

  Nathan : You should see the looks on your faces. Classic! Hey guess what? I'm immortal! Can you believe this shit? I've told you I had a power. Oh, looks like they saved the best for last, huh? Immortality... that's off the A-list.

• Shaun : They told me you were dead.

  Nathan : Really?

  [checks his pulse] 

  Nathan : Apparently not. Could a dead man do this?

  [dances, hits his head on his locker] 

  Shaun : Well, I'll put you back in the system.

  Nathan : What? I was out of the system? I was a free man? If I didn't show up, no one would've come looking for me?

  Shaun : [shrugs]  We thought you were dead.

• Nathan : I spend a few hours in the toilet and I miss all that? Life is just passing me by.

• Nathan Young : Don't worry about me. I'll just die... again.

• Nathan : Hey, no offense. A lot of people say I'm mentally ill but obviously I'm not, because I'm over here, and you're over there... with the other crazies.

• Nathan : I'm no good at this serious girl stuff, feelings and shit. I fancy you!

  Kelly : Fanks

• Nathan : Uuuugh. I don't know what is going on with my guts. It's all hot-cross buns and Easter eggs when Jesus gets resurrected.

• Nathan Young : So basically... he's had a blowjob off your girlfriend, and you haven't...

  Curtis Donovan : Shut up man, it wasn't her...

  Nathan Young : It looked like her...

  Curtis Donovan : It wasn't her...

  Nathan Young : It had her mouth...

  Curtis Donovan : Wasn't her brain...

  Nathan Young : Who cares about her brain when your balls are resting on her chin!

• Curtis Donovan : [holding bat to Nathan's face]  Say another word. I dare you. Do it!

  Nathan Young : [guffaws]  I didn't do anything... be angry with him.

  Simon Bellamy : [stuttering]  ... I-I didn't know what was happening... she-she just... and then she... before I knew it, she was...

  Nathan Young : Sucking your cock!

• Nathan : The siren call of the blowjob renders all men powerless. That's how girls trick ya into marryin' them!

• Nathan : [looks at the dead body in the freezer]  ... Oh, hey, man. Cornettos!

• Kelly Bailey : So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?

  Nathan Young : I appear to have shat myself.