Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2010)

Lauren Socha: Kelly Bailey

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• Kelly : So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?

  Nathan : I appear to have shat myself.

• Nathan : Yeah, so my mum opens the door and she's like 'ahhhhh!' And I'm like 'I'm immortal!', and then she fainted, face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.

  Kelly : Is she all right?

  Nathan : Yeah, she's fine. Apart from the whole... face.

  Curtis Donovan : How did you tell it to your dad?

  Nathan : I told him I faked my death as part of an elaborate life insurance scam. He was not a happy man.

• Simon Bellamy : We should set up a password, then we can say it to each other so we know it's us.

  Nathan : Monkeyslut!

  Alisha : We're not having Monkeyslut as a password.

  Nathan : What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?

  Kelly : Awww, just go with it... Monkeyslut!

  Nathan : [pumps fist]  Yeeeaahhhh!

• Curtis Donovan : It's a wind-up. Who uses a paper aeroplane?

  Kelly : Well, whoever it is, they're going to get a slap.

  Simon Bellamy : I - I don't think you should slap them.

  Curtis Donovan : To her, that's like saying hello.

  Kelly : Are you trying to say something, yeah?

  Curtis Donovan : No...

• Nathan : I'm no good at this serious girl stuff, feelings and shit. I fancy you!

  Kelly : Fanks

• Kelly Bailey : So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?

  Nathan Young : I appear to have shat myself.