- Eli Wallace: [the stargate has just dialed into a deserted, decrepit industrial city] Holy crap, we dialed Pittsburgh.
- Everett Young: Thing is, these people left for a reason. We don't know what.
- Master Sgt. Ronald Greer: Have you ever been to Pittsburgh?
- Vanessa James: Hey! I was born there!
- Master Sgt. Ronald Greer: What kind of city doesn't have a gun shop?
- Dr. Dale Volker: Maybe they're Canadian.
- [Greer walks up with canned food]
- Master Sgt. Ronald Greer: Look what I found.
- Dr. Dale Volker: All the labels are worn off. We don't know what's in them or how old they are.
- Master Sgt. Ronald Greer: We'll find out when we open them. Okay?
- Dr. Dale Volker: Mmm. Botulism.