How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Unfinished (2010)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : I am never going to have closure. Okay, closure doesn't exist. One day, Don and I are moving into together, and the next thing I know, he's on a plane to Chicago. It just... ended. And, no matter how much I try to forget that it happened, it will have never not happened. Don and I will always be a loose end. We will always be...

  [Shot to Ted giving a lecture] 

  Ted Mosby : Unfinished. Gaudí, to his credit, never gave up on his dream. But that's not usually how it goes. Usually it isn't a speeding bus that keeps the brown, pointy, weird church from getting built. Most of the time it's just too difficult, too expensive, too scary. It's only once you've stopped that you realize how hard it is to start again, so you force yourself not to want it. But it's always there. And until you finish it, it will always be...

  [Ted stops speaking and runs out of the classroom to take Barney's job offer. On his way over the street, he almost gets hit by a bus. He looks at it for a second to take in the dramatic irony before he continues to run] 

• Robin Scherbatsky : So, at any point in this, did you say, "Barney, I know what you're doing, and it's not gonna work. I'm not taking that job?"

  Ted Mosby : Uh, I mean, not exactly in those...

  Lily Aldrin : You're loving this!

  Ted Mosby : No...

  Lily Aldrin : You are! You are loving the attention.

  Ted Mosby : It's nice nice to be wanted! Okay? And yes, this is a new vest, thank you all for noticing. Oh, that's right: You didn't. Barney did.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, Teddy. You are so gonna spread your legs and design that building.

  Ted Mosby : [gasps]  I am not that kind of architect!

  [gets up and exits the room furiously] 

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Another voice mail to Don]  I want to say, from the bottom of my heart, I am gonna kill you- No, I'm not. I am happy for you- and that Asian slut on your Facebook page, she's dead too.

• Robin Scherbatsky : 'This just in' is what I'm going to say when I'm stabbing you.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [On Don's voice-mail]  I'm going to kill you, fly to Chicago, kill you, put your face on a deep-dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears Game, but mostly the killing and eating your face thing.