iCarly (TV Series)

iSell Penny Tees (2010)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

Quotes 

• Sam Puckett : That's some good looking junk.

  Carly Shay : And it's all available for sale!

  Gibby Gibson : Yaaaaaaar!

  Sam Puckett : I told you not to do the pirate voice part.

  Gibby Gibson : [Sadly]  Yar.

• Carly Shay : So what items are there for sale, Sam?

  Sam Puckett : Well, Carls, right there I see Spencer's fan of hammers.

  Carly Shay : Aw, who could forget the time Spencer almost impaled my head with a flying hammer?

  Sam Puckett : Dangerous times.

• Sam Puckett : You remember these techfoots?

  Carly Shay : Who woudn't be proud to wear these defective sneakers to school? The zoo!

  Sam Puckett : ...or the funeral of the loved one.

  Freddie Benson : iCarly is not responsible for damage caused to your feet, toes or the central nervous system.

• Gibby Gibson : [Eating spaghetti]  Wow... umm. I'm in love with this sauce. What is it?

  Sam Puckett : It could be a lovely cheese sauce.

  Carly Shay : But, it's snot.

• Sam Puckett : Our fans are dying for these penny tees!

  Freddie Benson : We could make a lot of cash.

• Carly Shay : Okay, we're going shoplifting!

  Spencer Shay : [From his room]  Wear a jacket!

  Sam Puckett : [Excited]  Are we really gonna go shoplifting?

  Carly Shay : NO!